I don’t even know anymore…

So about 2 years ago (to the day) this was me. Me and one of my best friends, Heggs. We were pregnant, cranky, FAT, drama filled, and relatively close. The problem? I was there to listen to AAAALLLLLL of her baby-daddy and boyfriend and crazy momma drama, and a lot of times it was NOT reciprocated. Like at all. So I got tired of it and I cut the relationship about the time that Liv was born. Fast forward several months and Heggs and I are friends again and things were going fine. Until her husband decided he wanted a divorce. Then it was 2 am phone calls with her crying about how much she missed him. I empathized, after all, who hasn’t been there? I listened to Jimmy bitch about his sleep getting disturbed (WTF YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A JOB JACK ASS) but I was still there for her. So fast forward some more. Jimmy and I break up. No one, NO ONE, knows everything that I went through with all of his bs because it was (and is) and intensely personal matter to me. I did however hope that Heggs would be there for me the way I was there for her. No dice. At all. Yeah I get that she still had drama going on in her life, and that she was moving, but “Hi, remember me? The girl who was there for you pretty much no matter WHAT I was doing? The one who would drop EVERYTHING for you, when you needed me?” hmmm. Guess not. So I cut that relationship out, I have enough drama in my life with out adding everyone else’s shit too.

Moving on… This is me and Sarai. We were pretty damn close for about a year. Then a whole bunch of shit went crazy and she thinks I fucked her hubby or some such non-sense. LOL Yes, I AM the poacher. Riiiiight. A whole bunch more retarded shit later and I realize, hey that friendship wasn’t worth it either. I don’t suffer fools anymore. You know why I hang out with guys? Why most of my friends are guys? BECAUSE GUYS (with a few exceptions) ARE NOT PSYCHO. AT ALL. Chicks are irrational and ridiculous. Now I will say that while I love my guy friends, I do not always love their girlfriends. On the whole girls have more girl friends and don’t understand those of us who prefer not to board the estrogen train 24/7. They don’t trust us around their men (even though most of ‘em we DON’T WANT ANYWAYS) and it sometimes causes drama. BUT, guys understand that and for the most part man up and say ‘This is my friend. She will always remain my friend. That is it. You need to understand that’. Again I say for the most part because some men just don’t have the cajones to stand up to the girl.

Take my friend Benny for example. He and I have been friends for OVER A DECADE. Do you know how many women that equals in Benny time?! A FLIPPIN LOT. You know what I love about being friends with Benny? There is no drama. Just good, clean cut (riiiiiight), issue free, FUN. There are no problems, his girl knows I’m not gonna fuck him, and so we don’t have to deal with any bs. YAY!

Ugh, more on this later.